Say what Now!
The drama begins with security footage of a young bespectacled boy stepping into an empty elevator. After making sure the coast is clear, the boy (who has an apparently bottomless bladder) unzips his pants and begins urinating all over the elevator buttons. What boldness, what bravery, what boredom nudges a kid to fill an elevator with his own urine? Who knows. But he quickly fulfills his mission and zips up his pants, which makes me think he’s done this before.
Funny what people do behind closed doors.